Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found someproblems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? Ifind only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do notprovide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,Banta
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
wakakakaka.......kelakar gilos!!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
odering pizza hut in year 2020...wakakaka
Operator : " Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your.."
Customer : " Hello, can I order.."
Operator : " Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer : " It's eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-54610"
Operator : " Ok.. you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile 014-2662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer : " Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir"
Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza.."
Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer : "How come?"
Operator : " ACcording to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir!"
Customer : " What?,.. What do you recommend then?"
Operator : " Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer : " How do you know for sure?"
Operator : " You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir."
Customer : " Ok, I give up.. Give me three family size one then, how much willthat cost?"
Operator : " That should enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer : " CAn I pay by credit card?"
Operator: " I'mafraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you're owing your bank$3720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan."
Customer : " I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before your guy arrives"
Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."
Customer : " Nevermind ust send the pizza, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motocycle.."
Customer : " What "
Operator : " According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, .. registration number..B3337BZ
Customer : " $%#@^^%^#"
Operator : " Better watch your languange Sir. Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of using abusive languageto apoliceman..?"
Customer : [Speechless]
Operator : " Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer : " Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertise?"
Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on your records, you are also diabetic... "
^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*... ..
Customer : " Hello, can I order.."
Operator : " Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer : " It's eh.. hold on.. 6102043338-45-54610"
Operator : " Ok.. you're ... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile 014-2662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer : " Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system, Sir"
Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza.."
Operator : " That's not a good idea Sir."
Customer : "How come?"
Operator : " ACcording to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level, Sir!"
Customer : " What?,.. What do you recommend then?"
Operator : " Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer : " How do you know for sure?"
Operator : " You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir."
Customer : " Ok, I give up.. Give me three family size one then, how much willthat cost?"
Operator : " That should enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer : " CAn I pay by credit card?"
Operator: " I'mafraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card over the limit and you're owing your bank$3720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan."
Customer : " I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cah before your guy arrives"
Operator : " You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today."
Customer : " Nevermind ust send the pizza, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : " About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motocycle.."
Customer : " What "
Operator : " According to the details in system, you own a Scooter, .. registration number..B3337BZ
Customer : " $%#@^^%^#"
Operator : " Better watch your languange Sir. Remember on 15th JUly 1987 you were convicted of using abusive languageto apoliceman..?"
Customer : [Speechless]
Operator : " Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer : " Nothing.. by the way.. aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertise?"
Operator : " We normally would Sir, but based on your records, you are also diabetic... "
^%&*^$&*^$*#%$*(^&*... ..
my best friend
Bioreactor D (kapasiti 100 L, harga hampir RM500k)
Bioreactor C (10 L)
perkenalkan, inilah bioreaktor yg menjadi sahabat karibku sejak mula berkhidmat di MARDI. dah banyak jasanya padaku termasuklah projek IRPA, project MSc aku dan yang latest sekali project Technofund and Sciencefund. ditempatkan di bahagian pilot plant, bioprocess lab. Maintainace alat ini amatlah tinggi, accessories nya saja RM5,000-8,000. bolehlah nak wat dp keta heheh.... harga seunit alat ini sama dengan seunit banglow kat seremban, RM350k-500k.
site sampling di Mulong, Kota Bahru
my ARO, Alias tengah sampling field water and field soil
kakitangan stesyen MARDI Telong, KB. terima kasih atas kerjasama.lauk pauk
pajeri terung lagi...apa nak buat....
ikan masak lemak cili api petai + tomato....buat pedas2, berasap!hadiah besdey
hari ni cool down sikit.... saje nak tepek hadiah besdey...heheh..jadilah dapat perfume, dr takde langsung (sabar jerlah....jgn ler en hubby baca heheh)
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
HARAM J&D*&^
ko nak merompak, ko rompaklah...ambiklah berapa juta ko nak....yg ko nak bunuh orang tu buat apa???????????????????????????????????????????????????????
apa budak umur 5 tahun boleh buat?????????????????????????????????????
haram @#%$%* , masa kecik taknak mampus, dah tua membunuh orang.
aku tak taulah nak cakap, sedih, geram bercampur baur..................menangis aku baca kisah nih..
***please refer to www.hmetro.com.my
apa budak umur 5 tahun boleh buat?????????????????????????????????????
haram @#%$%* , masa kecik taknak mampus, dah tua membunuh orang.
aku tak taulah nak cakap, sedih, geram bercampur baur..................menangis aku baca kisah nih..
***please refer to www.hmetro.com.my
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
errkkk.....timbalan pengerusi?
tercekik aku rasa bila cc zalipah sms kat aku, kata position aku kat puspanita JKR negeri nanti, timbalan pengerusi puspanita JKR NS, addush...berpeloh aku dibuatnyer......aku ingat dah lepaslah dari daerah seremban, rupa2nyer ....... hmmm, susahlah camni, dgn keje di MARDI lagi, nak involve kat JKR lagi.....puspanita kat MARDI pun aku x jadi ahli, tapi jualan puspanita aku tak pernah miss hehhehehh......
alhamdulillah...akhirnya hujan
hujan gak malam tadi kat seremban....selebat2nya. dah la hubby ku ke langkawi, ada bengkel...pukul 2.30 pg blackout lak coz petir kuat sangat....huhu...takut nyer aku...nasib la anak2 aku tak terbangun tengah2 gelap tu. teringat ada lighther kat almari, turun bawah on balik kotak letrik tu. tak nyenyak nak tido mlm tadi...
dah lama seremban x hujan, dekat nak sebulan dah....pagi tadi sojukkk jer....alhamdulillah. hujan kan rahmat.
dah lama seremban x hujan, dekat nak sebulan dah....pagi tadi sojukkk jer....alhamdulillah. hujan kan rahmat.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
adduish...sakit perutku
semalam kena food poisoining...asyik laa ke toilet, dekat 15 kali cerry berry, bibir pun kering semacam...ada course petang semalam, x dpt nak attend coz badan lesu n lemah. balik, bawa keta terasa jauh sungguh dari serdang ke seremban, rasa lambatnyer ler nak sampai rumah. hubby balik pun tak dengar, terlepek kat sofa. dapat mc 2 hari, tapi hari ni pg office gak coz ada paper nak kena hantar...huhu....ada can tak nak dapat APC this year? uhuk...uhuk...(masuk bakul angkat sendri yek)
Friday, May 8, 2009
Alhamdulillah
hubbyku dah dapat surat posting. alhamdulillah, ditempatkan di JKR negeri di wisma negeri di bahagian pentadbiran dan kewangan sebagai ketua penolong pengarah. leeegggaaaaaaaaaaaa......kat seremban gak. ada kawan dia nak mintak tolong tukar suka sama suka ke jempol....alamak, sorilah.....cakap kat abang, dah elok dapat dekat, tak yah lah murah hati sangat nak tukar2 ke jempol (bandar baru serting), walaupun itu adalah kampung halaman ku, jauh tu nak berulang dr seremban, dekat 1 jam setengah. haii...leganya lah, maknanya secara otomatik, aku berpindah ke puspanita negeri. kalo x aktif pun takpe, sebab ramai kan, selamatlah sikit. tak payah aku pening2 kepala nak attend meeting/program puspanita lagi.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
7 Mei 2009 (khamis)
hari ni birthday saya...yg ke 33 tahun....hmmm.....saya berdoa semoga saya menjadi hamba Allah, isteri, ibu, anak dan staff yang lebih baik dari dulu...insyaallah.
acara bersanding di laman bangkinang, homestay tapak (02/05)
pengantin
pelamin
nuha with abah n uwan
si kenit with me...akad nikah 1st May 2009 (jumaat)
akad nikah. dinikahkan oleh abang pengantin perempuan
pengantin lelaki, noorul hisham (25 tahun)
pengantin perempuan, nurul ain (20 tahun). belakang tu uwan.
me with cousin, liyana n my girl, nuha yg kena kejut dr lena..hehe bercuti (ain kawin) khamis (30/4)
kenduri kawin cousin di kampung Bukit Tempurung, Batu Kikir, NS. ambik cuti 3 hari. gambar sekitar di rumah uwan.Tuesday, May 5, 2009
hari ahad last week
anak-anak burung yg sedia menanti untuk 'ngap' apa yg dihidangkan oleh mamanya..hehehe ;) 
goreng pisang dan nescafe
cekodok pisang untuk minum petang
pindang kacang with hati ayam, my hubby favourite
ikan siakap sweet sour 
goreng kuehtiaw utk sarapanmakan2 last 2 weekends
tuk minum petang, wat pengat pisang
ikan goreng kunyit- lauk azeez
ayam masak kicap
tempe masak kicap
ayam sambal
peria goreng telur pedasabang ipar sekeluarga datang rumah, so kena lah masak2 lauk untuk makan malam. masak simple2 jer.
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